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when in sex and about to cum you start smacking her boobs so she doesn't realize you come in her.
i feel like such a bongo bangin sumbitch for gettin her pregnant
Bongo boys are people who don’t believe you when you tell them you are in-fact Michelangelo
I am Michelangelo you bongo bitch.
having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape
"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!
a cat who played the bongo then got shot in vr chat from ree kid
bongo cat is god
A wholesome cat who plays da' bongo. ( It has a Sub-Reddit too! )
Lobez: Oh my god, look at that cat playing da' bongos!
Pepper: Yes, is named Bongo Cat.
One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.
Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.
Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man