Sack brand

sack brand: were the creases of your boxershorts (or underpants) gets branded into the mans scrotum due to sitting down in the same position for a long period of time and the sweat from the crotch seeps into the imprints on the scrotum from the pants, which in turn stings alot, which he experiences when the man eventually stands up.

John: "cum'on mate you've been playing oblivion for 7 hours now mate, lets go the shop!"
Mike: "aww ten more minuites!"
John: "fuckin hell get up" (john grabs mike by the arm and pulls him up)
Mike: "argghhhhh!"
John: "what"
Mike: (stands very rigid and pulls his boxer shorts through his pants off his scrotum gently) "SACK BRAND!!!!
John: "shit, sorry mate (whilst laughing) i'll give you a few minuites..."

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Call Brand

Any brand of liquor that a customer must ask for by name in a restaurant or bar, instead of the more generic and less expensive house brand.

"Call for another round of Captain and Coke." Here the person is directing someone to order them a rum and Coke, and is asking for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum (the Call Brand) instead of the less expensive Well Brand kept under the counter.

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brand new

A band that is good x 839842301 that doesn't really fit into one specific musical genre, so when you bluntly classify Brand New as "emo", you're kind of wrong.

Your Favorite Weapon, Deja Entendu... it's all radtastic, baby.

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Brand New

An awesome band that has really great music unlike anything i've ever heard before..I am addicted.

My friend and I started the Brand New obsessive fan club

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Fart Brand

The unique smell of your own fart or someone elses own fart.

I knew it was you that just farted. I could smell your fart brand.

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brand new

brand new is an amazing indie like band

the morrisey/the smiths looooove child
'so to speak' jesse lacey
is an amazing lead singer/ songwriter i personally have drawn inspiration to become a lead singer from him
and thats were my band started
so
im giving my highest recomendations to this band
pick up the cd 'your favorite weapon' first though because well it will start things out
then get 'deja entendu' its more experimental/ amazing
haha

brand new>living
brand new>breathing
brand new>trashy punkpop crap
brand new>saltine crackers?

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brand-new

A request or demand (depending on the tennor of the voice of the requestee), in which one party requests that another goes to the fridge and grabs him or her a new beer.

Note: When a brand-new is requested, it is uncouth to not comply with the request.

"Dude, Brand-New"

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