Iron Brew

Iron Brew (as opposed to Irn Bru, made by Barr) is a bright orange sweet drink. It can be bought at the unholy cheap price of 39p for two liters from Lidl (other low-budhet supermarkets ARE available), and tastes almost identical to its Barr-made parent, although slightly less fizzy. Very tasty. Any brand of Iron Brew is reccommended. Apparently a 'fruit flavoured' soft drink but I can't taste any fruit. Legend has it that Iron Brew was originally made of molten iron, straight out of the blast furnace, and coloured with Scottish ginger hair (veracity of this rumour is doubtful). The spelling was then probably bastardised to Irn Bru and sold as a brand.

Damn, Iron Brew from Lidl tastes darn good, costs feck all but makes you piss like hell

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brew haha

a large fuss

The solution is simple, don't make such a brew haha over it...

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brew doo

A bad case of the morning shits, usually after a long night of drinking beer. Also known to permanently stain porcelain

Jimmy blew up the bathroom with a bad case of the brew doo.

Grumpy Brewing

Feeling a poo coming on.

Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.

"I have a mean grumpy brewing"

brews lee

When a person gets drunk and thinks he/she is an unbeatable black belt.

...brews lee

strangers brew

Swallowing one of your friend's boyfriends or husbands or a random guys cum with no sexual contact. Preform by having a male ejectulate into a cup by masterbating then taken as a shot by a female.

Who wants to do a shot of strangers brew?

Kono brew

The Konopelski's version of coffee that is so black and strong, you'd swear you were drinking Wesley Snipes.

Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar

Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).

Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.

Non-Kono: That sip of Kono Brew made me bleed out of my ass for seven days.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.