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Its when a lady sits on your dick untell she gets off then licks her juices off your dick and balls.
This chick cleaned me up nice with the reverse bulldog last night.
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When you cum inside a girl and it starts to drip out
Michaels girlfriend wanted him to go down on her, little did she know he had cum ten minutes ago leaving her with a Drooling Bulldog
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This is when a girls is licking a bulldogs balls while it's eating spaghetti off the floor.
That women sure loves Italian Bulldogs!
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When a fat dude fucks the shit out of some girl from behind. AKA the way the fat guys keep the good-looking chicks.
"I bet that chick was flushed in her cheeks because that dude bulldog fucked her last night."
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A staggeringly incompetent, chaotic British company. They supply broadband internet connections and phone lines using ADSL. They are famed throughout the UK for making spurious claims about 8Mbit/s bandwidth capability; service provision times; ease of billing; accessibility and efficiency of staff.
Bulldog was a small company that was growing slowly and doing well but then Cable and Wireless bought them out and did what C&W have done for years: spend a lot on marketing and too little on planning, anticipation of demand, engineering, and call centre resources to mop up the mess they were about to make. The result is thousands of dissatisfied customers who feel ripped-off.
Happy mug: Hey, this salesman said I could get 8 meg broadband and a cheap calls package installed with only 10 minutes of down time.
Sad mug: Read what the web forums say about Bulldog Broadband - do it now before they ruin your connectivity. The install is likely to be late; leave you with no calls for several days; you won't be able to get assistance; you will be fobbed off with muddled nonsense; the billing may be messed up and often inaccessible.
Happy mug: So you think I should look elsewhere for a broadband supplier and that 8 meg from bulldog feels like 2 meg from anyone else?
Sad mug: Yes, I do think that. I am entitled to express my opinion, aren't I?
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Rhyming slang for an over-patriotic Brit (bulldog shit).
Typical Bulldog:
trumpets the role of Britain in the Second World War, yet who was not alive during that period;
is able real off a list of "injustices" perpetrated upon Britain by all manner of nations from 1066 to the modern day;
has a complete grasp of history, except for the inconvenient bits, e.g. drawing up the map of the modern Middle East or creating an empire based upon an industrialised slave trade;
has a list of great British inventions at the ready which includes the Internet and radar;
does not trust anything European except for Stella Artois, a holiday in I-Beefa (Ibiza) twice a year and their "local" football team which is 100 miles away;
is always one sentence away from "Don't mention the war" or "Over sexed, over paid and over here".
Did you go down the pub last night?
Yes, but I left early. The place was full of pissed Bulldogs singing Land of Hope and Glory.
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When a woman pulls her cheeks down as to resemble a Bulldog as you face fuck her. Allows for easier entry.
Hey honey lets do the ol' Colorado Bulldog tonight
Alright let me get my dog collar!
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