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A wise and lucky man who's wife or female friend allows him to place her on all fours and be behind her. Spread her asscheeks wide and gently apply his nose above her stink star and slowly inhale the aroma and scent of her gumhole while he jerks off enjoying her funky, anal scent, pumping his rock hard cock until he blows a large gummy load.
Hank: Hey Dirk! You Seem Mighty relaxed today.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.
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To be in a state of intense excitement.
"Mate, I'm so excited about that concert on Saturday, I'm practically fizzing at the bung!"
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To become irritated, agitated and/or annoyed either temporarily or for a longer period of time over something, someone or a particular situation.
In a sentence: "I know we have 8 people trying to decide where to go to dinner but there is no need to get bunged up over it. Life is too short." Or:
"I am bunged up. I just found out my proposal wasn't approved and I won't hit my forecast numbers."
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A gathering of loud, slovenly, dim-witted gay men. Primary activities include shouting incomprehensibly over one another to compete for dominance, followed by gay sex.
Jason gathered the bung bros for a night of drunken jeering, grunting, and wanking each other off.
The clotted collection of pubic hairs, old turds, lint and all the other debris that collects between your asshole and the back of your balls.
Man, my bung radish is huge... time to take a shower
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n. describes the creamy mixture of fluids that sneak out of the anus after unprotected anal sex. The base mixture contains spooge and fecal matter. It may also contain rectal blood, lubricant, spit or any other liquid that may have been inserted. Makes a great combination and sauce for the Dirty Sanchez.
Buddy, I woke up this morning, scratched my ass, and found some fresh bung butter - did you harpoon my starfish last night?