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A male who has a huge cock in his pants that is used during sexual activity enough to please a girl for a lifetime
Riley: Hey Jessica I was having a blast last night with a George! Jessica: me too I mean that George really hit all the spots
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he's so fat that he sweats going to the toilet (the toilet is on the same floor)
mom i'm a 1000 pounds already! (George said).
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A very rare predator
Instructions for Your George:
1) Love your George, they are very loyal and affectionate creatures...except when given sugar, then they can become slightly agressive. Be wary of this. And its probably best to buy a large cage just in case.
2) Give them a lot of care and attention, otherwise they could turn against you, and possibly eat you.
3) Ensure to let them out at least 5 times a day...they tend to urinate frequently.
Available at Argos, ASDA, Debenhams and other selected stores today!
Greg: Hey man, I bought an George yesterday! How's yours?
Craig: Dead. I forgot to water it.
Greg: Dead?
Craig: Dead.
...*casually walk away
Wow what a nice looking George. Is it a rare breed.
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Georges - another word for period..
chick "cant do the deed tonight, i have my georges"
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I was about to fall for him, but then he told me his name was George
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That one weird antisocial pale kid that everyone made fun of for eating glue back in high school who is also destined to be arrested for public masturbation at some point in his life.
Rob: Hey, did you see George back there?
Josh: No. Why? What about him?
Rob: His retarded paper ass was eating glue in the back of the class for the fifth actual fucking time.
Josh: Really?
Rob: Yep...
Josh: Wow. What a fucking autist.
Rob: Ikr.
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The type that will steal your heart then rip it right out of your chest. He will be shy and Sweet at First and try to be a goofball but no matter what he is never satisfied or happy with anyone even himself. Child minded. He makes the wrong decisions that you can't tell him any different. The most impossible person you will ever meet. Everything has to be his way even if it's not the right way. The type of person that will make a ton of mistakes and he will hold secrets and not care who he lies to as long as he is satisfied. You cannot confront him because he will bite your head off and put you down in any way he can to hurt you. No matter how hard you try to get him to realize the mistakes he makes and what he should do right, he will never give a damn. Used to be a decent guy but when you make too many mistakes and you don't deal with the issues you have caused then you'll never be happy and you'll keep treating everyone else like shit just to feel better about yourself. All of these definitions I've read about guys with the name George... Seems like there are a lot of good ones out there but no matter what name anyone has... Not all of them are the same. Too many assholes in the world but don't have a heart for other people. Never let anyone tear you apart. I believe in forgiving but only forgive the people that deserve to be forgiven. If the person you're with doesn't put any effort in your relationship then get rid of them.
George, maybe someday you will forgive yourself and decide to do things right and stop the lying. You should never hurt people just to save yourself from being hurt. If you would get rid of all the guilt by doing things right then you wouldn't have to feel like shit and treat everyone else like shit just so you feel better. You have turned into a a real asshole but you made all of your decisions and there's only one person at fault... You know who that is. I Will Always Love You but not like I used to. I know you have a heart but you don't use it anymore. Maybe you'll see this one day? You know who I am. ♡ JA.
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