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for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok
I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2
When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.
"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!
Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.
They were engaged in the reverse calculator.
The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.
“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”