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A picture used to non-verbally ask you to stop fucking talking and go die or something.
Guy 1: “Shannon is sending my ceiling pics again”
Guy 2: “She fuckin’ hates you man. You better hop off.”
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A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.
"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"
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1.) A silly and ridiculous task
2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.
"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."
"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."
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a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.
The glass ceiling is still breaking.
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Look up the movie scene in 'About Mary'; "is that hair gel?". Why does he keep looking at the ceiling?
Ever since I heard this in a Rolling Stones song, I thought it was some kind of derogatory term for sex or masturbation, or, the 'end result' if you will. How it gets on the ceiling, well, I'll let the imagination figure that out. Shortly after my 40th birthday I looked it up and found out it's SEALING wax not ceiling wax lol/duh. Sick mind, I know but that's ok.
"And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.…"
"It had been a while since we did it, and she was wearing that little teddy I got her. Talk about ceiling wax! It was all over the place! Ya, but were going shopping for new drapery later"
"is that... hair gel?" (No! It's ceiling wax MARY! DON'T DO IT!)
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A Ceiling Titty or a flush mount ceiling fixture is when a triple bulb light fixture has a metal ring base around it covered in a plastic dome with a metal point in the middle
Making it look like a Titty on the ceiling
Person 1: Yo bro it’s too dark in here
Person 2: Here, let me just turn on my Ceiling Titty
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The point in a large corporation at which you cannot proceed up the ladder for lack of an ivy league degree. Talent will not take you past this point, only your pedigree and connections. It's one of the few ceilings that you can see; it looks like the incompetent, but connected assholes in the c-suites.
I hit the ivy ceiling. He was a pudgy fat ass, and it felt good.
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