Ceiling Pics

A picture used to non-verbally ask you to stop fucking talking and go die or something.

Guy 1: “Shannon is sending my ceiling pics again”

Guy 2: “She fuckin’ hates you man. You better hop off.”

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ceiling scrapers

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.

"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"

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Mop The Ceiling

1.) A silly and ridiculous task

2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.

"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."

"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."

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Glass Ceiling

a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.

The glass ceiling is still breaking.

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ceiling wax

Look up the movie scene in 'About Mary'; "is that hair gel?". Why does he keep looking at the ceiling?

Ever since I heard this in a Rolling Stones song, I thought it was some kind of derogatory term for sex or masturbation, or, the 'end result' if you will. How it gets on the ceiling, well, I'll let the imagination figure that out. Shortly after my 40th birthday I looked it up and found out it's SEALING wax not ceiling wax lol/duh. Sick mind, I know but that's ok.

"And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.…"

"It had been a while since we did it, and she was wearing that little teddy I got her. Talk about ceiling wax! It was all over the place! Ya, but were going shopping for new drapery later"

"is that... hair gel?" (No! It's ceiling wax MARY! DON'T DO IT!)

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Ceiling Titty

A Ceiling Titty or a flush mount ceiling fixture is when a triple bulb light fixture has a metal ring base around it covered in a plastic dome with a metal point in the middle

Making it look like a Titty on the ceiling

Person 1: Yo bro it’s too dark in here

Person 2: Here, let me just turn on my Ceiling Titty

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Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.

"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"

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