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When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...
John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.
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When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.
Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.
Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are
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When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.
“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”
When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.
Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.
A "runner-up" acknowledgement at a concrete-creation competition.
Da term "honorable cemention" could also refer to da town's putting up a molded-mortar statue in your honor.
EnTake a shite in a woman’s box. Then get a hole cutter attached to a drill and ram It up while it’s spinning. And if you’re not happy with that, mix some nutty in and you have a cement mixer
Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto