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Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.
Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?
Billseph--No
Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.
Ms. Chance is a fag.
That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.
Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!
Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.
Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?
Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?
Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!
Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?
*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*
Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.
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term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening
I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.
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A new Disney comedy starring Demi Lovato as Sonny. It's about her living her dream as part of the cast of So Random, her favorite tv show. There's a rivalry cast, which is the cast of Mckenzie Falls which is a drama and they think they are better than the So Random kids because they act in a drama and So Random just does comedy skits. It also has Tiffany Thornton and Sterling Knight in it. Yes it's probably just another Disney show trying to make Demi Lovato a huge start somehow, but the difference is that this show is actually funny unlike Hannah Montana.
person 1: Have you watched Sonny with a Chance?
person 2: Yeah it was actually kinda funny
person 1: Yeah it's so much better than Hannah Montana
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Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!
Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
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