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Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.
Ms. Chance is a fag.
Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.
Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?
Billseph--No
That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.
Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!
Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.
Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?
Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?
Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!
Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?
*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*
Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.
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term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening
I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.
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A new Disney comedy starring Demi Lovato as Sonny. It's about her living her dream as part of the cast of So Random, her favorite tv show. There's a rivalry cast, which is the cast of Mckenzie Falls which is a drama and they think they are better than the So Random kids because they act in a drama and So Random just does comedy skits. It also has Tiffany Thornton and Sterling Knight in it. Yes it's probably just another Disney show trying to make Demi Lovato a huge start somehow, but the difference is that this show is actually funny unlike Hannah Montana.
person 1: Have you watched Sonny with a Chance?
person 2: Yeah it was actually kinda funny
person 1: Yeah it's so much better than Hannah Montana
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Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!
Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
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