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Milwaukees largest, dirtiest suburb.
Dude 1 - Hey I'm going down to Chicago
Dude 2 - Aww man, I hope you got FIB insurance and a body condom.
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A city that is no-where near as unique as their smaller, but in comparison, cooler neighbor to the north Milwaukee. People are easily fooled by Chicago's big buildings but in reality only fools would live in "shy-town", its a want to be New York city in the dumpy mid-west. It has nothing that another overpopulated city couldn't offer except a view of an over-polluted lake instead of the ocean.
Milwaukee is way cooler than Chicago because of our cities drunken nature and love for festivals and good eating.
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A pretty crappy city. A shithole compared to New York. It doesn't even top Boston, which isn't even the best compared to Provincetown. And the people are arrogant asshole's, unlike New Yorkers.
There's no gay scene in Chicago. Bo-ring...I'm going to San Francisco.
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an awesome city where the Fall Out Boy band origintated
EggMan: IM MAD CUZ IM HAPPY!!! GO CHICAGO!!!
Froggert: MEAT SALAD!!!!!!! YAY!! CHICAGO!!
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A three headed monster that, upon seeing someone, draws them in, gives them diahreea with his terrible pizza from his narzzle gland, right next to his anal gland, also known as a "corrupt politician" monster (the origin of this name is unknown)
Man- Hey, Frank, how's it going?
Other Man- Oh its okay, the wife's pregnant and she's craving the blood of newborn goats...
Man- Too bad.... OMG!!! Its a Chicago! Run!
Other Man- Ahhhhhh!!!!! Why is it crapping?
Man- That's the pizza!!!
(sounds of gurgling and death)
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I HEART CHICAGO LOVES THE COCK and is a pussy....like all chicagonads
I HEART CHICAGO blows truckers for crack money
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