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Dave Chapelle: I was in Mississippi I go to the resturant order some food and i said 2 the guy "i would like 2 have" and before i even finished my sentence he said...
waiter: the chicken
dave chapelle: wtf i can not believe dat shit this man is absolutely right i said how did he kno, that i was gon get sum chicken..i asked him i said "how u kno dat, how u kno i was gon get sum chicken" he looked at me like i was crazy
waiter: come on buddy now everybody knew soon as u walked through the got damn door, u were gonna get sum chicken, it is no secret down here that blacks & chickens are quite fond of one another....LMAO
Dave chapelle: All these years i thought i liked chicken cuz it was delicious, turns out im genetically pre-exposed to likin chicken..i got no say in the matter...lol
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aka weed. term used near cops or adults
Dude im going to get some chicken right now
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When a man shoots his wad at or just after the moment of penetration.
He spent 10 minutes muffing me, the fucked me like a chicken, rolled over and went to sleep. Useless cunt!
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like ur homie or peep. Your friend.
Hey chicken.
What it do chicken?
Hows my main chicken?
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A game played among friends where an idea is mentioned and everyone is forced to participate, lest be labeled a chicken.
I didn't want another shot of henny. But once the Queen broke out that bottle, i didnt wanna be no fucking chicken!
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one who has crossed a road and is being questioned about it.
"oh look, something is crossing the street."
"it's a chicken! Catch it! We need to interrogate it!"
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