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A fictitious (???) religious group believing in the foretold events written of in Homestuck, a fictitious (???) work by MS Paint Adventures (abbv. MSPA) author Andrew Hussie. This man is well-known for sporting a pair of incredibly luscious lips (and also due to his comedic talents, which are by many people's standards of the highest caliber).
They support the philosophical theory of casual determinism and believe in offshoot timelines, and that the world was created by adolescent humanoid aliens called "trolls" from the planet Alternia in another universe, among other things. They are currently preparing themselves for the coming apocolypse (which will directly correlate with the release of a beta-mode game entitled Sburb, or something similarly derived) by reading the webcomic itself. Real followers know that Gog and Jegus are fictional deities first named on the whim of an incredibly ironic thirteen-year-old boy (and a blind troll chick) who meant to parody the parallels between human and troll culture.
Members of this group can be identified by their candy-corn colored horns, which vary in shape, size and material as well as quality. Sometimes they go gallivanting about in Homestuck merchandise purchased from the What Pumpkin and Topatoco online stores, though they are not the exclusive caterers to this fashion, as many casual Homestuck fans are willing to break open their piggy-banks to get at the tiger (...hoodies). May occasionally paint themselves grey.
Probably a better alternative when compared to most organized religion.
"But sir! We have to prepare for the coming apocalypse! Listen! The universe is a giant cancer-ridden frog! Don't you understand? C A N C E R !" - average Homestuck trying to spread the word of our lord Hussie
"The Church Of Homestuck" originally conceived by paper pie on tumblr.
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To be dishonest. To misrepresent an idea as the truth.
"Did you hear? Jimmy got arrested last night for tax fraud."
"Oh man. That's church, yo."
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"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member
The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"
Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.
Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.
A derogatory slur for a Judeo-Christian, often characterized under the category of Churchianity
John Hagee, like many other televengelists, is just another church-kike you should avoid.
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When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)
It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!
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a place you go to worship the almighty memes and meme gods. if you go there, you are considered a memeist or a memeologist. it’s a place for the religion and practice of memes. it’s a way of life
dude what religion r u
i’m a memeist i go to the church of meme
cool bro but what do u do there
we worship memes
sounds radical man