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coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 4, 2006

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Coon

(.noun)

A word describing a Southern person with no sense of style. Directly related to the word "racoon" as how many Southern people refer to them as "coons", viewed as tacky and drawl by upper-class people.

A slang term regularly used by people of the hipster or indie variety to humiliate conforming people who tend to follow whatever trend comes up, regardless of how ridiculous or audacious. Also directly related to how Southern states are often the last to catch on to fads.

"That guy is wearing those silly band bracelets. They're so tacky, I have no idea why everyone loves them so much." said Jenna.

"Ha! They're coons, they don't know any better." replied Timmy.

by LazyHappyLucky July 24, 2010

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coons

A word used as "cool"

that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.

by TEAYAMS November 8, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.

Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.

by ShyGuydj May 20, 2011

72๐Ÿ‘ 289๐Ÿ‘Ž


coon

a woman's breasts. derived from the term "rack" --> (raccoon) --> "coon"

check out the coon's on that betty!

by hard to find a name August 7, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.

OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coon

A person who is scared to fuck.

I was at that ho's tilt last night, but we didnt do anything because shes a coon.

by CallMeDaddy April 24, 2009

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