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a person who drives alone with a mask on, usually drives poorly due to lack of oxygen to their brain
"Darn covid driver speed up or get out of the fast lane"
"Look at that fool covid driver, thinks he might give himself the virus "
A term flexibly applied to many environments, mostly workplaces such as hospitals, nursing homes and prisons, to describe a Petri dish-like scenario where the Coronavirus does or will soon spread quickly and efficiently.
Well I’m off to the COVID Farm, wish me good luck!
The virus that one wierd kid got after eating month old smarties off the floor.
"EWWW why'd he lick the tree?"
"Idk but he definitely has covid-20 now"
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A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.
COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.
George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."
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That awkward little shuffle you do when you’re walking along the sidewalk and someone else is coming directly towards you, to get out eachother’s way in fear of getting coronavirus.
“So awkward, me and this 10/10 did a covid shuffle this morning, now i have no chance”
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Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.
Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!
A male unable to acclimate back into normal, life routines after a long period of Covid-19 quarantine and isolation. A Covid Feral May also develop a new or worsened medical mask fetish, a desire to have sex with anything that moves and an overall hatred for germs and human beings.
Have you seen Seth lately? No why. The dude is Covid Feral. He won’t leave his apartment. He wanks all day to mask fetish porn. Yikes.