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A term for a guy with a fat dick, typically of coke can girth.
"Whoa! That's a real cram you have there!"
Exclaimed one gentleman to the other after exiting the sauna at the gentleman's only club.
When someone or something gets hit really hard/destroyed.
*Tom Brady getting his ACL destroyed by Bernard Pollard
Me: CRAM!
When someone wants to be suggestively creative and also tries to get some dessert in exchange.
Wanna get some ice cram when our shift it’s over?
Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.
"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"
Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.
After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.
When you use a cookie as a butt plug
Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males
To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.
Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.
Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.