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A mixed drink consisting of lager beer, bourbon, lime juice, and sugar.
"Tim stayed on the wagon for a whole month this time, but he was lured back to drinking by the siren song of a Jiminy Cricket
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A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?
Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.
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get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.
he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"
Used to point out or emphasise silence. (Well, not precisely silence, since chirping crickets make sound. But you get it.)
The idea is that you can only hear crickets when there are no other sounds, such as conversation or laughter. Often used to denote the awkward pause after a bad joke.
Joe: What's the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Ted: *tiredly* I don't know, Joe. What is the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Joe: baDUM-ksh!
*crickets chirp*
Joe: ...Oh, come on. That was funny.
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1. A description of a quiet and sudden pause or lull in a conversation, following an inappropriate, embarrassing or really dumb comment, or comment on a subject no one cares about. Derived from a quiet setting ("cued" on a Hollywood or TV set), where the only sound is that of crickets in the background.
So did anyone catch that Paris Hilton post-jail interview?
(Cue the crickets)
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Girl who has a helmet and gear, but only back packs. Sucks dudes dicks to ride or fucks them.
That bike cricket is riding everyones bike though
Roaches. Usually found in toaster of a resturant
Man, I went to clean the crumb tray of the toaster and these toaster crickets scattered everywhere