A word used to express your excitement about something.
Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"
To anally probe someone with a croissant.
Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot
Croissant Lord
When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.
Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
V. The act of sexual intercourse with a 🥐
We was croissanting last night
A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.
A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
a mighty king whose cult and demolish anything
Lor.D Croissant i a cult leader