A word used to express your excitement about something.
Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"
When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you
Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.
A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"