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(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill
I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out
The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.
Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.
Oh croissant, my paint smeared!
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A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.
"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West
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A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$
don't be an American and ruin my croissant
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A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.
Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
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