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a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!
after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.
i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.
A word used usually around Queen Anne county high school meaning fuck all admins we smokin no matter what
Man A-why is there crump wrote on the bathroom
Jonas- cuz we crump
To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.
Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.
You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.
Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.
That bitch is crumped up.
A truck driver.
Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump”
A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.
Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.