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Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
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A long strip of toilet paper covering the opening between stall wall and bathroom top to bottom so that anyone walking by cannot peak in.
John installed a TP curtain so he could read the newspaper in the bathroom stall.
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When a girls skirt is really short and you can see her vagina or "curtains."
Hey, check her out, she's wearing a curtain skirt!
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the act of wiping yer ass on the curtains of a motel after receiving horrible service there.
Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.
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A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.
Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.
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Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.
I backdoor bang my girlfriend so much she has flapping ass curtains.
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