Salting

The Act of pouring salt on someones lawn in the form of words or symbols to kill the lawn in the outline of the salt, sort of like spray paint to a wall. Discovered by Sexy Jesus of New Castle, PA.

Hey, Sara! Will you take us to sheetz to see how our salting turned out on their grass?

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Salting

The act of sniffing bath salts.

Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.

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Salting

When a male ejaculates on someone.

Yo, I totally ended up salting them hoes last night.

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SALTS

SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend: *sends dead meme*
me: SALTS
their uncultured ass: ???

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salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

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no salt

Another way to say "don't be salty".

Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.

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SALTS

Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO

(Text message)
You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
Me: SALTS

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