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Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 27, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Custom wood burning

The best account on tik tok

Have you seen the new custom wood burning tik tok?

by Nickiminajisgod June 19, 2021


AppleBees's Customer Service

literally Jesus

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

by lordwibblewobble August 3, 2020


Custom Hero Footies

Custom Hero Footies is a popular custom WC3 battle.net game made by Bond009, its the 2nd top most played custom game on bnet.
Your able to completely customize your hero giving a lot of diversity to the game and high re-playability, in other words if your willing to always change it up to learn new things the game can never get old, it has endless possibilities.
The main owner CHF clans are Clan HPMM and Clan CHF along with many others.
The Official web site to explain more can be found by Google searching the name, first hit probably.

Bottom line, the game is one of the best, if you haven't tried it yet your missing out until you do. (AI is also insane for it)

Person A: Man, have you ever tried out Custom Hero Footies yet?
Person B: No.. why?
Person A: Its by far one of the most legit custom games made it even has about 4x the microing DotA requires, its amazing!
Person B: Hmm so...should we play now?
Person A: I'm already playing..

by Bond009.CHF December 10, 2010

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Xbox Customer Support

Microsoft's Attempt at customer service for their highly acclaimed Xbox and Xbox 360 consoles. It mainly consists of Mexicans, Indians (Like Dirka-Dirka Indians, not Buffalo and Casino Indians), and occasionally the very helpful white guy. But that's if you're lucky. Don't be surprised if you get pissed with your "supporter" and he forwards you to The Head Supervisor. Which in the end is another Shitty-Speaking Mexican or an Indian who's name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, or Jose. In the end, shit is either resolved due to a simple fix, or turns into a cluster-fuck of annoyance and frustration with one of the biggest electronic producing companies in the world. Also Known as Microshit. And don't expect them to actually do anything when big problems occur. They'll call you back in a couple of days and say "I am sorry Sir/Ma'am, there is nothing we can do Dirka Dirka Dirka.

Xbox Customer Support Representative- (Cheap Indian Accent) Ello my name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, May I get your first and last name?

Xbox Gamer in Distress- Yeah, It's, Get Me Another Fucking Representative or I'll rip that red dot off your forehead.

Xbox Customer Support Representative- Ok sir one moment. I'll forward you to my supervisor, Jose Pablo.

Xbox Gamer in Distress-... Dial Tone ...

by Pissed off Italian February 2, 2009

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Xbox Customer Support

A horrible group of lying Indian misfits. They feast off of your misery, and like to ban you for no reason whatsoever. They also speak in broken English, so next time you call them, ask for a person who speaks English as a native language.

Man 1: I can't sign in to xbox live!!
Man 2: Maybe you should call Xbox Customer Support!
Man 1: No way, I can't take that bullshit any more.

by Alex Briggs August 6, 2008

52๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Custom Shoe Size

The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"

by Purple Mist December 14, 2007

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