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The person who, some dumb people think, wrote "Great Expectations."
-=while playing Taboo=-
Card: Charles Darwin
Friend #1: The person who wrote "Great Expectations!"
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A person who misses anything and everything.
OMG, Mike you are such a Darwin Nunez.
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NOUN: a loud midget that yells like a SBL boy at my basketball games and is like TRROW DEE BALL!! (urge of every word)and also like HAANDS APP!!
ADJECTIVE: like Darwin bulls
NOUN: Yo bulls! I'm gonna go with Darwinism to the basketball game where he will be MAD DARWINISM and auntie lolet is like I HABE TO BRABE DE ESTORM! and darwin is like no TU umbrellllla we GO TOgeter MOM
ADJECTIVE: OMGosh THAT IS SO DARWINISM! (the bulls that like i am de auntie lolet olet and like omgosh i am having a wallet in my pants and a foot long leg with chuby salty brown toes and i'm pressing my salty brown lips with it spurting out and i am like ew pishbulls oil!)
Umm..Darwin Boy with the midget face!
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Stupid bullshit badge that stupid, petty atheists put on their car to one-up stupid, petty Christians and their Jesus fish, itself being one-upped by the stupid, petty Christians adorning their vehicle with a plastic badge of the stupid, petty Jesus fish eating the stupid, petty Darwin fish. The only worthwhile fish-badge-thing is the one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Dammit! I'm so tired of people making perfectly good cars ugly by sticking their damn Darwin fish all over them!
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The most Popular creature in the Sporepedia.
When Spore comes out I'm going to populate a planet with a bunch of Charles Darwins, and they will evolve into an extremely religious race of creatures who believe that they are the superior race of the galaxy, and will spread the word of SuperGod among the stars.
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The application of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution to partying. While there are different branches of Party Darwinism, most adherents agree to the following beliefs:
1. Parties evolve throughout the evening so that only the "fittest" and "best partiers" are able to keep partying. Weaker partiers end up going home, vomiting, or getting lost.
2. Partying evolution strengthens the party and makes it more fun.
3. Those who attempt to help weaker partiers continue throughout the evening ultimately just slow down the partying evolution and make it less fun for everyone.
Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "Dude, stop trying to help Steve up after he falls over on his face from drinking too much. Just let him lay in the gutter."
Friend 2 (Party Socialist): "C'mon man. It's so much more fun when we all stay together and move at the same pace and split our drinks."
Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "I believe in Party Darwinism. Leave the weak behind. Only the strong deserve to keep partying."
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