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The Male version of a MILF.
Dad I'd Love (to) Do
"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"
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An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.
''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''
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A Dildo is an insulting term for a man who is only good for one thing.
"Kevin is such an asshole, but he is hot as hell. He should learn to shut the fuck up, and be a good dildo."
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something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.
dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny.
dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself.
dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good
dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time!
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1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-)
2.) A form of an insult
3.) My best friend
4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days)
5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover
6.) Did I say my best friend?
1.) Kristina and I went to my house after school and used dildos on each other.
2.) Your such a dildo Philip!
3.) My dildo and I are going to the mall today, alright Mom?
4.) It's over! Your too small! Time for plan B, my dildo.
5.) Alllright kids, time to drink some Jesus Juice and play with my dild... I mean my friend...umm... Tommy! Yea, Tommy's his name.
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A dildo studded with yet more dildos. Oftentimes used to describe how painful, bad or rough a situation is.
That final exam was rougher than getting raped with a dildo studded dildo.
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