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"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".
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A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.
Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?
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When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".
Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.
Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?
Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*
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another shit boy group put together by simon cowell who ofcourse have no talent and arent particularly attractive but hang somewhere between indie scenester kids and poppy douchebags.
One Girl - wow one direction are so original and fantastico
Two Girl - no, they have never written a song, none of them can sing and to top it off they are ugly.
Three Girl - id rather have my period twice a month than have this boyband exist, please god. Kill It
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A shit,faggot group with teenage girl fans who finger themselves and have nothing better to do in life than listen to shitty music,THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING BAND,THEY'RE A FUCKING GROUP,GET IT RIGHT YOU RETARDS. If you want good music,fucking listen to You Me At Six. They don't care about their fans they just want fucking money.
Girl: "OMG One Direction are the best I love them!"
Me: "They're ugly faggots with shit music,they don't care about their fans,they just want fucking money."
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One of the worst boy bands to hit the fucking planet. If you are a male from ages eight to eighteen, these are likely the only band any 1D fangirls (dubbed Directioners) will be talking about, or any mainstream-loving teenybopper for that matter. If you are a straight male, you either hate them with a passion or there is something wrong with you. If you are bi or gay, you'll probably only find Zayn Malik attractive..
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One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.
They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality.
Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum.
Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3๏ปฟ
Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu
Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD
Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333
Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium.
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