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Douchebaggery

The way one determines how much of a douche bag someone is, or how similarly they act to a douche bag.

The way she is.

Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.

by BJWAN September 27, 2009


douchebaggery

The general behavior and way of life followed and put forth by Octavius RyRy, characterized most notably by 1) a cocky walk with plenty ass stuffed into a khaki-pant ensemble, 2) a love of cornbread that just won't quit, and 3) a "What's up, baby?" perched on the tip of the tongue.

1. Would you get a load of his douchebaggery today?
2. My gosh...his douchebaggery is off the charts.
3. I've never seen douchebaggery of this magnitude before.

by bieberfan_1001 December 3, 2014


Douchebaggery

Something that is a douchebag bag move

That is complete douchebaggery

by Getze September 30, 2021


Douchebaggery

The act of being a huge douchebag

I can't believe what Jeffrey did. That was Douchebaggery at it's finest.

by Billy Hickman September 27, 2011


felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014


Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.

I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...

by Violetly N January 9, 2023