5-Duce

Short for da zip-code from da north-side of da a.tx "austin texas"-(78752)
Can also be written;Five-duce or 5-2

I was born and raised in 5-duce hood.

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PUMP A DUCE

Pumping a duce, is known as cranking out a fat oversized roll of steaming shit with maximum force.

Dude ill be in the can for an hour i have to pump a duce.

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rusty duce

The first crap taken after anal sex which causes bleeding. Possibly due to the iron content of human blood.

I think I drank too much last night. This morning my butt hurts and I dropped a rusty duce.

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double duce

a .22 cal gun

i capped ya wit a double duce

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il Duce

Literally translates to "The Duce" in English. A name similar to Fuhrer, self proclaimed on Benito Musollini to parallel himself to Adolf Hitler. He was simply Hitler's bitch, lackey and homosexual love interest from the beginning of WWII to the very end. He was removed from office in 1944 and hid in Italy's mountains for months before being rescued by the Germans. He was shot and hanged upside down in 1945 in a town square somwhere in Italy, nobody really gives a shit exactly where it happened.

Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

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double duce

A twenty-two ounce bottle of beer or malt-liquor. Sometimes people refer to twenty-four ounce bottles of beer as double duces.

I just drank a double duce of colt 45

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sling a duce

v.To defecate, take a shit/dump, drop bombs.To void feces from the bowels. Esp. in relation to defecating in someone elses toilet or during a gathering, party.

Oh man, I've got to sling a duce in your bathroom yo. Sorry!

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