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A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.
Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.
Join me next year, but rsvp.
Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!
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I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day
When u shit directly into a vagina
She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank
A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.
My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.
My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.
Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.
That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.
A juicy dumpling is when your butt plug goes all the way in but he disregards all safety and still finishes anyway.
“Awh man I was banging this girl and her plug went in all the way but I finished Anyway! Call it a juicy dumpling!”
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An old obese person who has skin hanging off his or her chin. There is a substantial amount of fat in the hanging skin making it appear puffy. Also known as grandpa/grandma of the double-chin.
"That chin dumpling has six chins!"
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to poop in a sock, and then microwave it till its hot and steamy and then beat your partner with it, then you empty it on their back.
i think im going to give my girlfriend a hot dumpling tonight!!
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