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Edgar Z thinks he's hot shit cause he joined an asian frat, but really he's still just a lonely pussy that gets no bitches. He thinks he's mad cool wearing all these accessories, but it distracts him from the fact that he's still just a 5'8" small asian boi with a lil 5 inch saucy. He also likes to promote his frat in the cringiest ways by putting dumbass emojis and saying dumb shit like "MEET OUR WOMEN OF EMINENCE."
Person1: "Yo, Edgar Z, what's up man?"
Edgar Z: "📣LISTEN UP! MUTINY BACK OUT HERE📣
HURD YALL COULDN'T GET ENOUGH🙅 ♂️SO WE COMING AGAIN THIS BACK2SKOOL SZN 📚WITH ANOTHER BANGER💥GET OUT THE COLD🥶ANG GET WITH YA BOO ON THE DANCE FLOOR💃🕺 AND TURN IT UP🔥
🎉GET TO KNOW THE ✨STUNNING✨LADIES OF EMINENCE 🥵AND DRINK UP🍺AT OUR OPEN BAR🍺 TILL YOU CANT NO MORE🙈
🔒LOCK IN YA TIX CUZ THEY SELLING QUICK💨"
Person1: "Alright, shut the fuck up."
A weird puertorrican leprechaun with a tiny penis and the biggest nose in the world.
"There comes Edgar Omar, make space for his nose!"
"Why is that weird leprechaun sucking all our oxygen?"
A boi into failed dry humor and loves unnecessary edginess and unfunny offensive shock humor. Likes memes and has a jew kraut nose, pale skin, receding hairline, and breathing problems. Uses discord a concerning amount and probably eats cereal full of dead baby skulls and earlobes for breakfast. Is eternally a virgin and plays pubg mobile.
Edgar Garcia is so god damn gay, man!
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1. A fat whore who sleeps with married men and sales drugs and his body.
2. A fat slut that can't get any.
A fat edgar may and can be your brother, or sister ?
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the guy who laughs at chronic masturbation jokes. he also likes to dm people random stuff and play mc with his friends.
definition of a virgin
oh yeah, have you seen edgar on discord? he's a virgin
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Ashley: "Hey Maria did u see that guy with the Edgar cut hes so hot"
Maria: " I know right he so hot i wanna have his kids and be with him"
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An arbitrary unit of measurement. Edgar untis can be used to measure distance, weight, temperature, mass, buoyancy, density, time, volume, surface area, and/or anything quantifiable. Edgar Units can also be used as currency. Used in situations where you either don't know, or don't want to tell the quantity of something. Edgar units randomly change value and are not relative or based on anything. A object can be 12 Edgar units in size but be smaller than an object 3 Edgar units in size. Edgar units can use the metric system prefixes. Edgar units may be abbreviated Edgars.
Q. How big is your penis?
A. 8 Edgar units
Q. How much force did the Tsar Bomb generate?
A. About 5000 GigaEdgars
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