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An ego lifter (Not to be confused with a show off) is someone who tries to lift more than they normally would when they're being watched by others. They let their egos take control of them but will fail miserably when attempting the lift.
John usually benches 100kg but now that there were girls watching, he tried to bench 120kg but nearly ended up dropping the bar on his neck. What an ego lifter.
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Continual, excessive monitoring of responses to one's own posts on an internet forum or blog. This behavior is motivated primarily by vanity, self-absorption and concern about one's own online image or reputation.
Jeff logs onto his favorite board each day and spends most of his time ego-surfing.
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An alter ego that only surfaces when you are drunk.
Alex: Wow James sure was acting weird last night.
Henry: Yeah I know that was his alco-ego.
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Species of environmental activist (Gimius Limelitius), that sadly is nowhere near the endangered list. Considers itself waaay above any kind of requirement to deal in accurate information, to think rationally, or to treat the opposition fairly. Exists across a range of habitats, including fields of actually or allegedly transgenic crops (preferred activity: uprooting), banks of TV cameras (preferred activity: indulging in purple and impassioned pleas to rest of population that generally involve mentioning children) and rooms set aside for public debate with scientists (preferred activities: screaming, name calling, pulling hair and storming out in a huff). Its favourite habitat, though, is up a tree, preferably as high a tree as possible and especially one that stands along the route of a planned motorway. The species reproduces itself by way of books and websites featuring the kind of fuzzy logic once associated with the likes of Charles Berlitz. It associates mostly or entirely with its own kind and its only predator is Homo Scientificus Rationalis, or so it claims. Often covered in carbuncles, some of which may be mistaken for quartz crystals, and may smell musky or musty, depending on the weather. Claims to be herbivorous. Among biologists, opinion is divided between whether this species represents part of the order of mammals, or that of reptiles. Others say there is just something fishy about it.
Look at those ego-warriors, uprooting your man's sugar beet and claiming to be out to save the Earth.
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Being considerate of people with low self esteem.
When she asked if she looked fat, I had to think of the most ego friendly answer.
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One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.
On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
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When you are "high" off of self-esteem. To be on an Ego High you are thinking highly of yourself, more often than not, “Jocks” and “Cheerleaders” stereotypically are always on an “Ego High”. You get ego highs from being complemented a lot, or when a complement sticks and you happen to agree with it, without thinking through. Normally ego highs only occur to people who don’t think highly of themselves on a regular basses.
Sometimes happens when you use Weed.
While on an ego high the following may happen
1)You may think you have a larger ______ than you actually do
2)You may be prone to agreeing with people when they complement you, instead of proving them wrong
3)You may be less acceptable to sarcasm when it is directed against you
4)You may think highly of yourself
After the ego high you will be normally sadder than you were before it.
1)guy on ego high: "Oh yea, my dicks huge."
girl in bed: *laugh*
2) girl one: "your so strong!"
guy on ego high: "yea, I totally know that"
3) girl two: "yea your not an idiot at all"
guy on ego high: "Why thank you!! so nice of you to say that"
4)guy on ego high: "Oh yea... I am just to cool"
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