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She is only an executive concierge , you have to pay big time for the high priced call girls
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A "legal" way for the president to gain powers that Congress already has, to make or change laws that the Constitution forbids one single person to have, disrupting the whole checks and balances intended by the Constitution.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the dictator changed certain things about the Affordable Care Act?
Person B: I thought that was Congress' job?
Person A: It is but the Dictator used executive action to change it without Congress.
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Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.
The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.
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(verb) to subject a person or a group of people to a legal "executive order" signed by a POTUS that will adversely affect them. Often to pave way for virtual segregation of society and the existence of alternative facts, aka untruthful propaganda
e.g. President Donald Trump's executive ordering of scientists; they are no longer allowed to publicize their research via the media.
Despite the 9/11 attacks being carried out by Saudi Arabian and UAE citizens, Donald Trump didn't executive order those countries because that would be detrimental to his business dealings there.
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Person A: Hey, what countries did Trump executive order again?
Person B: Iran, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, and Sudan.
Person A: *mood swing* What the fuck? I don't remember any of those goddamn countries killing any-fucking-one here on the news, ever!
Person B: That's because the 9/11 terrorists are mostly Saudis, and President Trump has business interests there--
Person A: That motherfucking selfish asshole!
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the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar
Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.
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A person that, through watching Food Network, believes they are now qualified to edit menus, adjust restaurant recipes and provide advice to people that actually work in the Food and Beverage industry.
AEC for short.
Chef, I've got an AEC (Armchair Executive Chef) in the dining room that suggests we use Extra Virgin Olive Oil in the fryer.
Great, tell him his fried will be $48 dollars.
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An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.
A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!