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A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea
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A diarrhea so explosive that you can hear a guy with explosive diarrhea scream, smell something foul, and see pure shit coming out of a stall and a guy flying and bursting through the roof or the porta-potty flying with him as he lifts off the toilet seat. Then, his ass ejects millions of nukes while he is falling down and detonating them and probably killing you.
I ended up with explosive diarrhea after eating a pound of Chipotle.
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Cum that has an explosive effect on woman and objects. Usually explodes on contact.
Girl1: Wow, Look at that guy over there! He looks like he has explosive cum.
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though
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The cause of one's pants to be filled with solid or liquid feces. Blood optional.
Jimmie wore his jacket around his waist to hide his seat explosion from his co-workers.
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a turn-on caused by explosions
i couldn't control my ejaculation when she blew up due to my explosion fetish.
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the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure
One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.
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A moment when listening to Explosions in the Sky where everything for those few minutes is perfect and nothing else matters. Only that room and that moment is what it is important, not the past nor the future.
One does not realize an Explosions Moment is taking place while it is occuring. They will only come to see that it took place after it has finished happening.
Most explosions moments take place when one is high or intoxicated or about to become high or intoxicated. Explosions moments work best when one is high for it is most likely to occur at that time. This is because everyone is all riled up when they are high, and they will come to this moment where everything settles down, and if Explosions in the Sky happens to be playing then
BAM!
You've got an Explosions Moment.
"Hey Dan?"
"Yeah?"
"You're a cool kid."
"Aww, dude, your the coolest. Like, seriously. You rock."
"Whoa. Was that an explosions moment?!"
"OH SHIT BITCH, IT WAS!"
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