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A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"
Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"
Another word for Epstein's private plane.
Friend: Look, Epstein's plane has arrived.
You: All aboard the Lolita Express.
When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.
1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"
The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house
"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."
Verb: when you ram a Italian woman rather quickly and give her cab fare immediately after completion
Hey bro, I totally Italian expressed Maria last night.
The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.
Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'
When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina
The chocolate express is great!