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The twisted families that facebook has offered the opputunity for us to create. They often involve incestuous relationships between siblings, and parents. Older facebook users, such as grandparents sometimes need clarification.
"You have a baby with your sister, who is also your wife?!?!?!??!!"
"No, dude, thats my facebook family."
"Charlie, you're married to a man, and you have children?"
"No, Grandpa, thats my facebook family"
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something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.
how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…
after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..
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A family that is composed of interracial couples who are or likely to have children that share some physical features of each parent. It could be a mix of anything, African American and White, White and Asian, Middle Eastern and Indian, Indian and Asian, African American and Native, Indian and Latino, ...etc.
The term arose recently in the social media as used by Megan Hatcher-Mays in JEZEBEL in response to many retards who gone re-retarded after watching a Cheerios advertisement that showed an interracial family (Caucasian mother and African American father) and their multiracial/Biracial looking daughter. Some disgusting people on Youtube reacted repulsively against the Interracial and Biracial cutlure; as a result Cheerios had to delete and disable comments on YouTube where the video was posted.
- Walmart customer: Hey Kevin, call the security quick, looks like that Black nanny is kidnapping that kinda dark skin Asian kid.
- Friend of Walmart customer: No you stupid Dumbass retard, they could be just a Cheerios Family! Didn't you see that Cheerios Ad on T.V. to know that interracial couples exist!
- Walmart Customer: WTF is Cheerios Family?
- Friend of Walmart customer: Dude, calm down, when you go home, open your computer and search Cheerios Family on Urban Dictionary.
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-The Bush Family starts with James Smith Bush (1925-1889) tied ass attorney and Episcopal priest.
- Samuel Prescott Bush (1863-1948) : close advisor to President Herbet Hoover and at the same time, responsible of Remington and other weapons dealers relationship with the government. Most of the records and correspondence of Samuel P. Bush's arms-related work with the government were destroyed at the National Archives, in order 'to save space'
-Prescott Bush (1895-1972): Senator from Connecticut and Wall Street executive banker. Was in charge of Union Banking Corporation, who was in charge of Hitler's and nazi's money during WW2. The assets were held by the government for the duration of the war, then returned afterward. UBC was dissolved in 1951. Bush's interest in UBC consisted of one share. For it, he was reimbursed $1,500,000. These assets were later used to launch Bush family investments in the Texas energy industry.
-George H.W. Bush (1924-asap): was fighting the nazis while his dad was taking care of their money at home. Started a close friendship and business relationship with Bin Laden family in the late 70's (the families are still deeply connected nowadays). Led the first campaign in Irak, creating an embargo, that was not respected by the group who will hire him after his presidence : Carlyle. They were buying petroleum for $1, selling it for $3.
-George Walker Bush (1946-asap) : biggest stupid and mother fucker president ever. Screwed all american people, lied about everything (it's not even funny to repeat them, everybody knows) in order for him and his friends, with their petroleum companies and their weapons factories, to make the biggest money in enlarging 250 million of assholes. Is turning USA into the 3rd Reich. Showed to the whole world that american people are some enlarged asshole sheep, because they were stupid enough to vote for him a 2nd time, and because they are not able to obtain an impeachment.
- I can't believe I voted for Bush whose family made his money thanks to Hitler, and terrorists, and who is trying to turn USA into the 3rd Reich!
- Yea man, you did vote bush family... But that's ok, in 50 years USA may not be the most hated country in the world anymore... People stopped calling Germans "nazis" after some decades, they could forget about that too someday....
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Another word for prison. Usually happens on days when you're off from school.
My parents would rob me for a family vacation every winter and spring break until I move out of my parents' house.
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The most stupid app in the world
it stresses kids and teens out. My friends daughter killed herself bc of this app after that im not putting this app for my kids.
-Hey how are your kids
-mines crying all night abt family link all night what about yours?
-she commited suicide bc she hated this app
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People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.
Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.
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