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someone who spends their lifetime being a kiddily fiddler is someone who likes to fiddle with the kiddies out there
They can’t help being the way that they are
Hey you. Stop fiddling around with those kiddies
But I’m a kiddily fiddler.
When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles
aka (fringeaphiles)
Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street
He's a dirty fringe fiddler
Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”
A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."
10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear
As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.
Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz