whine flu

A case of whining and bitching about swine flu, but can be used to describe anyone whining like a little bitch.

Person one: "I'm so scared of swine flu1!!!1!111one!"
Person two: "Bitch, you got a case of whine flu."

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Possum Flu

A close relative of swine flu, except that the person is not really sick, just "playing possum" to stay home.

CDC estimates that over 1/3 of swine flu cases are really possum flu.

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beaner flu

1. A flu virus carried only by beaners and their pigs.

Man those beaners are nasty, now they carry beaner flu, why aren't they cornered and deported. See wetback flu.

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Boomer Flu

The fully contracted flu illness brought on by exposure to coronavirus COVID-19. Since the most vulnerable people to the virus are the old, fat, and unwell, that puts Baby Boomers squarely in the cross-hairs of the pandemic. The disease is lethal to about 2% of all victims, but is lethal to at least 5% of any loser born before 1960, and higher if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, diabeetus, asthma, gout, goiters, conservative politics, or general stupidity. See also: Trump Flu

"I think nana may have come down with the Boomer Flu!"
"Why?"
"She's super sick, and she just got back from her Asian cruise and brought back all this dirty paper money!"

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The Bootie Flu

Someone with HIV or another type of disease. Most often caught sexually. This could include any vast array of sexual diseases or anything that can spread during sexual activities.

Wow, look at that girl over there.

Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.

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squirrel flu

What you call a slut, whore, prostitute, bimbo, or anyone who loves to fuck carelessly. Reason being is because "too many nuts been down there."

(Friend A) That girl's a slut, she fucks everybody on campus.
(Friend B) So she has squirrel flu?
(Friend A) ...Squirrel flu?
(Friend B) Yeah, squirrel flu. Wanna know why? Too many nuts been down there.
(Both) lmao

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N00b flu

A sickness that puts he state of a normal person being a jackass for a period of time. (root word n00b)

Mustapha the day before n00b flu: Hey, guys, how are ya?
Mustapha infected: OMG U R TEH BEEWOTCH LOL!!!1!!1

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