Ford

Forked-Over Rebuilt Dodge.

It's just a brand, you corporate slaves.

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FORD

Financially Outlasted the Rest of Detroit

Jimbo "I love my Chevy. Chevy is number one!"
Thomas "Did you know GM received a government bailout to stay in business?"
Jimbo "All them car makers did."
Thomas "Not Ford."
Jimbo "Found on road dead. Hahaha!"
Thomas "Actually, Ford now stands for financially outlasted the rest of Detroit. GM stands for government motors."

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ford

who do you think bought all the blow up dolls? man, ford'd flog his wang all day if he didn't have to clean it up

mesmerised since the day he first touched that little bubble between his legs

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ford

FuckedOverReconditionedDodge;
FuckerOnlyRollsDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRidesDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRacesDownhill;
and my all-time favorite,
FuckinOlRebuiltDinosaur!

HTRN: <singing> Wish a Ford an a Chebby would still last 10 years like they should...

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Ford

F ourways
O n
R oadside
D ead

That damn Ford Only Runs Downhill

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FORD

First On Race Day

Nascar Winston Cup.... Ford had 7 cars in the top 10 in the 2002 points championship

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ford

Found
ON
ROAD
MOTHERUCKING DEAD

did you see that ford lol , some hoodlums dropped it onto the struts and made off with the tires and rims.

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