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When you shave your balls and put the shavings in your roomates axe bodywash.
James shaved his balls in the shower and wondered how to dispose of his clippings. He decided that his roomate would like a fuzzy norseman as he put the clippings his axe bodywash.
(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks
2. A black cop
Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?
Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.
Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!
A slang term referring to a group of individuals and drawings known as furries.
I accidentally hit one of them fuzzy folk with my truck the other day, there sure are a lot of em around these parts now recently.
A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.
"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"
"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".
Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.
Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.
During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.
Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.
An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.
Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.
Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”
Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”