Petting your dog while taking a shit.
An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.
Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...
My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy
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Pussy. When a girl's pussy has black labia minora (inner lips), they resemble the color and texture of part of a little neck clam. Add some pubic hair and you have a hairy clam.
Did she show you the hairy clam?
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A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years
Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio
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a very hirsute female with hair all over her body
You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...
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