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A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.
A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"
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shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.
David walked straight into my shit hammock
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I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.
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When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.
"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."
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Another name for a pantie liner. (with or without wings.)
Yo woman! your dam pussy hammock are stuck to the inside of the cloths dryer again!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!
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(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.
After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.
slang term for a woman's bra/brassiere
that mammary hammock is really struggling to keep those things inside.