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When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.
Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.
Friend B: What happened?
Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
A disgusting and parasitic institution that destroys any hopes and dreams you may have. The students are a bunch of fucking assholes who's only goal in life is to get drunk, pick on the "unpopular" kids and experiment with drugs. Whoever tells you that high school was the best four years of their life were either rich, attractive, smart or popular. Once you get into college, you will realise what a joke and complete shit of an institute high school really was and whatever you learned in those shitty and awkward four years won't count for shit in the real world.
high school will suck your blood and soul out of your body in the most painful and brutal way possible
That place that is heavily stereotyped but you think those stereotypes are all just lies and jokes until you go there and realize everything you have heard is true.
Freshman #1: Dude my older brother who goes to college told me not to try to date anyone in my first year at high school because all the freshman girls date older guys and older girls will never date younger guys, thought he was lying but he was telling the absolute truth.
Freshman #2: I know right, even if there is a desperate, butt-ugly upperclassman, freshman girls seem to think hes crazy hot and date him.
100 times better than middle school and 100 times worse than college. Is either the best four years of your life or the worst four years of your life depending on how you play it.
Damn, I just graduated from High School.
A place that we are told that it is better than middle school. It is, socially. The rest is kind of crappy, you sign up for classes that you probably aren't going to get until your Junior or Senior year, when you do get the classes you signed up for, they are the least the ones you wanted. Lots of the things you've learned are the things you already and the new things that that the teachers "teach" you, are usually boring and won't remember unless it is something that you're actually interested in. A lot of the things they teach are the things we are never going to use. The walls are made of crap, depending how old the school is or if you're rich enough and the school always has enough money to buy new technology but not enough to fix some of the parts of the school. The food is kind of crappy sometimes and sometimes, it has it's good days. The dress code is one of the worst things in high school, it surprising that the teachers actually try to enforce it, when they catch wearing something that is against school rules, someone else is walking by with the same thing and getting of scot-free and the girls can wear shirts that show off their boobies but we can't wear sleeveless shirts which isn't fair. Last but not least, dating, that is always fun, when you try to look for someone to date, all you find is the ugly girls in your school and the beautiful ones are usually taken. High school what a wonderful place when it comes to making friends, the rest is nothing but crap.
Guy 1: High school is awesome when it comes to making friends but the rest sucks.
Guy 2: Gee, what was your first clue?
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In England and wales a crappy place you are forced to attened from the ages of 11-16 but soon to be raised to 18,Most built after the war around 1950 and later extended however the window a single pane. Mould grows on the window sill there heaters that work in the summer and fans that work in the winter. Meals are a slop of veg and fake meat and because of Jamie Oliver all we can eat is fruit and veg. No chips no fizz pop, the walls are full of asbestos and the recorce are 15 years out of date, we are made to use computer that are so slow that i could count all 1,500 kid in the school before it logged on (by the way the schools are on fit for 800 kids) thats my school in the town of dewsbury (one of the poorest town in the uk) but further up north there schools are almost as good as priviet schools by the way we dont all live in london or know the queen so dont even think that (there are some of u that are acualy eduacted and realise that the uk is the size of texas (maybe a bit larger) so how are all 60,000,000 going to know the queen
Person 1;"Ha look the gyms leaning again"
Person 2;"I'll tell sir he will put some selotape on it"
Person 1;"The whole high schools fixed together with selloptape and glue"
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A really shitty place with preps who think that they own the whole world, who are good at sports, and suck up to teachers such to get good grades. Also usually contains about 50% of the girls will get pregant and be forced to drop out.
This High School has so many pregant teenager.
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