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An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.
I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.
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A nickname for the politician Mike Huckabee
Tax Hike Mike raised taxes again.
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The action of thumbing a person either in their anal cavity, or the vaginal cavity.
"Mike R: Haha look, it looks like i've been thumbing Sally when she's on her blob.
Mike C: That's not what it looks like...
Mike R: DUDE...
Mike C: Sally got Hitch hiked.
Mike R: HITCH HIKED!?
Mike C: It's when you thumb some one, instead of fingering them.
Mike R: Wanna go Hitch hiking...?"
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Negative Net Hiking is simple. It encourages leaving the space better than you found it on your next walk or hike. This could be a walk around your neighborhood, the park, or out in the woods. When something is not a part of nature, take it out with you.
Negative Net Hiking at Hubbard Park
This past weekend, we hosted a Negative Net Hiking event at Hubbard Park in Meriden, CT. After visiting the park recently, we realized that the trails and common spaces were suffering from an abundance of litter.
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To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).
To cheat on your wife.
"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."
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Spending time with your mistress.
"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
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What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.
"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"
"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
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