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When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time
In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me
Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger
Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.
C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.
Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.
An emo fuck with long messy hair
Have you seen homeless stan i mean lewis
Cumming on a hotdog and then proceeding to throw it at a homeless person.
Hey let’s give that hobo a homeless hotdog
Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless
Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair
Someone who can't or doesn't want to settle down into a relationship.
Sally is sexually homeless
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1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.
2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.
3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.
Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!
Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!
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