how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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how you doin'?

A phrase you can tell somebody if it seems he is doin' somehow and you don't know how.

To respond to this "question" in the same way as you would respond to "how are you?" is considered as a faux pas.

Dude 1: "How you doin'?"
Dude 2: "Hi!"

How old are you?

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!

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How You doin’

The best pick up line on planet earth. It’s works 100% of the time. If you are worried that you won’t get the girl just smile and say How you doin’ and trust me you will get that girl.

Friend “ Dude how do I talk to her”
Me “ Oh I got it just say how you doin’

Friend “ will that really work ?”
Me “ Yes fir sure that is how I got my girlfriend “

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How You Gon

Astonished at the fact that someone actually did or said something generally not said or done (How You Gon)

Bro saved you some spaghetti factory leftovers!
Sagar: Bruh! thats dope
Next Day
Sagar: where that OSF though?
Bro: oh my b, ate it this morning forgot to tell you
Sagar: Bruh.... How You Gon.

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how you doing

Phrase spoken to a person who walks in on a conversation that would sound wrong if they heard it.

Example 1:
Person 1 - I wouldn't worry about it. The computer says the average size for a 15 year old is 6.579 inches.
Person 2 - Yeah.
Person 1 - The thing is...
*person walks in*
Person 1 - How you doing? Doing good?


Example 2:
Person 1 - But you have to pay a lot of money for those.
Person 2 - I agree totally. I would never use those.
Person 1 - See, sometimes, I take my toy lightsaber and...
*person walks in*
Person 2 - How you doing? Doing good?

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how you doin'

an extremely annoying way that desperate guys, thinking they are cool, will greet a pretty girl on the streets. (usually accompanied by the old up and down and a head nod to his boiz) After this comment is issued, said individual will stare blatently at the girls butt/boobs.

Super Fiine Girl: (looks at the guy and looks away fast)

Creeper: Hey shawty, how you doin'? (eyes on boobs)

Super Fiine Girl: Go fuck yourself.

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