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when someone says this it means that they have an equal desire of wanting to do something but at the same time they dont want to do something.
"u wanna watch some daz games?"
"i do but i dont"
a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
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The Best GTA Online XBOX crew that takes absolutely zero L's.
Yo you in I Cookin Execution I?!
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expression explaining that is how they do things and shouldn't be questioned any further
example 1:
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out
person 2- hey i do what i do
person 1- ah of course
example 2:
person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night
person 2- i do what i do
person 1- gotcha
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I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.
How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you
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A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!
Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
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Doubling down on a controversial statement you previously made. Making it very clear that you have zero regrets over what you said, the statement remains factual and therefore you will not be apologizing to any persons offended by your valid opinions.
Kandi: So you saying my mama is low in the gutter ?!
Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?
Kandi: WELL you implied it!
Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!
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