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1. a band that plays great music such as Vehicle
2. the 15th of march, Julius Caesar died on that day
3. one month before tax day
1. I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you want to go I'm your vehicle woman by now I'm sure your know That I love you Need you I want to got to have you child great god in heaven you know I love you
2. Et tu, Brute!
3. have you paid your taxes yet, tax day isnt that far away, only one month
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Taking LSD by inserting a tab into your anus.
“Bro, they boys and I are doing Ass-Id this weekend”
“LSD?”
“Yeah but up your fucking asshole!”
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tap or hit or spank a girls butt.
butt id tap that spank "Hey Billy, Kelly has a nice butt, dont you think so?" "Yea, id tap that"
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When arguing with colleges/companions, you find yourself running out of insults to throw in their face. This is when you may need to use the classic, but affective "Id Face" insult. Specially designed to not only stun but confuse your opponent, causing them to lose their concentration and lose the arguement.
Most tend to save this insult for when they are against a opponent of the chav nature. Recent tests have proven that the more burberry the chav is wearing, the longer time period it takes for the insult to sink in.
WARNING- when using the Id Face attack, always use against people of IQ level under 50, oh and don't throw into an open fire.
CHAV: f**kin' pikie
BERT: f**kin' chav
CHAV: Hey mate, your mum
BERT: Shutup, you ID FACE!!!!
CHAV: duhhhhhhh.............???
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ID CARD/ID
A card used to identify a person. An ID card can be a driver's license, a passport, or any other card that has that sort of information.
Cards you can use for identification can have your name, age/ birthdate, address, height, hair color, eye color, a picture, and some helpful information for emergancies (ie phone #, car you drive, etc.)
ID cards are used for things like getting into clubs, proving that your old enough to drink, etc.
ALL NAMES THAT ARE USED ARE JUST RANDOM NAMES, THEY ARE NO SPECIFIC PERSON
1. Jenna went to a club, the bouncer needed to see her ID card since she looked younger than 21, even though she was already 24.
2. Addie was going on a trip to Japan, when she got to the airport she needed to show them an ID card to make sure she was who she claimed to be. So she showed them her passport as a form of ID.
3. Brigid, a 13 yr old, asked for a Strawberry Daiquiri. The waiter thought she was older than 13, he actually thought she was anywhere from 16-25 yrs old, and that she wanted an alcoholic drink, so he asked her for ID. Then Brigid said, "I don't have an ID card, I'm 13!"
The waiter said, "Sorry, I thought you were between the ages of 16 and 25!"
(Example 3 is a true story)
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different spelling for "do it" but to emphasize the command.
Friend: Yo man, I really wanna talk to dat shorty.
You: Dew id!
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Supposedly something that your computer has that propably won you an hourly contest twice 15 seconds ago.
Your unique Banner ID has won our hourly contest! Click here to claim your prize!
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