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An album by lemon demon. A masterpiece. It changed my life.
No one:
Me: *listens to spirit phone for the 11037th time*
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The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.
Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"
Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."
Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"
Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)
Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)
Katey: "It's not enough."
Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"
And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.
loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
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When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
Eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
When someone is quite uncomfortable talking on the phone, they tend to get nervous or forget what to say
These individuals would rather text or use social media to contact others
Toby has such bad phone anxiety he doesn't even like to call his girlfriend but would rather text her and leave it at that
The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.
Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.
A game where you say something stupid and someone makes a stupider drawing and everyone gives up on life but it’s also funny as hell
Person 1: I played gartic phone with my friends and they drew a lot of cursed backyardigains stuff
Person 2: oh god
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A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
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