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theres a hog in my pants

majorly horny, with a boner

Guy 1: Oh boy, theres a hog in my pants!
Guy 2: oh its cindy isnt it?
Guy 1: Yup!

by Digdugfan October 25, 2013


get into my pants

When a girl comes to your house and she opens your pants and starts biting, sucking, and licking your penis. But when she sucks it to hard it makes her choke.

When that I let that girl get into my pants, she choked and almost died..

by Whiteamuiian February 12, 2016

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

by ArmoredArmadillo October 24, 2013


Put glue on my pants

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.

You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.

by moose90 April 13, 2021


who shit my pants

You bruh.

β€œWho shit my pants”, said Timmy
β€œIt was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pulled my pants down

basically means being (shafted) or someone who has (screwed) you, ripped you off or fucked you over, usually for money.

i have just paid $200 more than i should have for that bitch, that guy has has totally pulled my pants down.

by ron weasely April 12, 2006

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


PAed My Pants

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"

by CrimsonMays June 15, 2010

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